THREE HOURS OF LOST TONIGHT - I'm going to lose my shit.

So all two of you that read my blog know that I am a hugeomongo fan of LOST. If my opinion counted for anything in this world, I would definately say that it is probably the most well scripted and thought out show that has been on television in the past ten years. It's mind numbingly awesome in a way that most shows aren't anymore, since most shows are of the reality obsessed genre. Clearly I can't understand why someone would want to watch Paula Abdul drool into her lap and jump up and down like a fifth grader instead of watching Sayid crack a bad guy's neck with his THIGHS - his thighs people. Even the least compelling character on LOST (Kate) has more bite than any other top-five shows in primetime combined.

The thing that I love about this show is that it wasn't one of those shows that is on for a couple seasons and then all of a sudden people are buzzing about it (like seinfeld and even sex and the city, which didnt get big till about midway through it's second season). The pilot came out and POW that was it, you became an addict. It was game on in the very first moments when Jack opened his eyes and saw nothing but jungle, you knew that this wasn't just a show about being stranded on an island. I can usually rewatch that first episode the same way I would watch a movie, which says alot about the writers.

Anyways, the show's fourth season finale airs tonight starting at eight p.m. and not ending until ELEVEN - how's that for a punch to the throat? Three hours of who knows what can happen - if it's anything like the end of last year's finale, I think I might just implode from the sheer awesomeness.

My predictions for tonight:

1) Michael is the one in the casket, and dies on the boat. I have a hunch that Jin is the one who kills him.

2) Claire is really dead, and died when the house exploded.

3) Walt comes back again, in some goofy way I hope I don't hate, because he used to be one of my faves

4) Jin dies on the .... boat?

5) Desmond kicks everyone's ass again with his time travel, and we see more of Penny. maybe a reunite?

6) Ben kills Keamy (at least I hope - that guy is soooo obnoxious bad guy)

7) Hurley freaks out the entire 3 hour episode

8) Sawyer dies...??? Just a guess.

9) More WTF moments from the future

Nobody call me tonight after the hours of 8 p.m. - I am dead to you all until tomorrow.

Outifits I would wear if I were in the new Indiana Jones Movie

The new Indiana Jones movie sucked. But since Sex and the City is not out until Friday, I am going to think about what I would have worn if I was Indy's Sidekick.

If I had been SHORT ROUND:

Sean Connery:

Miriam:

Mutt whatever his name was:

Or this guy:

Kwame didn't help me on the elevator

I shared an elevator with Kwame and three of his zoot suit bodyguards the other day, and none of them helped me with the two huge boxes I was dragging along with me. Instead they kept commenting on how slow the elevator was once I got on it. (Note to KK: ease up on the cologne buddy, one spritz will do).

Since I'm a brat and hate the unchivalrous, I followed them out the back door and ducked out ahead of Kwame when his bodyguard held the door open for him.

That Escalade is irritatingly ugly.