Dragon in the City: If I had $5,000 to throwaway...

Last night I was laying in bed with a pint of Hagen-Daas Dulche de Leche (my lover and my enemy), and I was flipping between old reruns of SATC and What Not to Wear. It occurred to me that a lot of times on these reality surpise makeovers, that these loser people just absolutely do not (gasp!) want a makeover, so they usually put up a very good fight by obnoxiously using the money they're given to buy more expensive versions of the the ugly clothes that they were advised to toss and stay away from. This totally annoys me for obvious reasons, but mostly because I hate it when people buy ugly things for a lot of money. Like those women who buy those retarded crystal eggs for like $8,000 or my ex-boyfriend in college who bought a Versace t-shirt for $250 simply because it was Versace, but it was ribbed with gold piping and looked like a cast-off from Boogie Nights.

Anyways, if someone gave me 5 grand to spend, this is what I'd blow it on (assuming that the problems of starving children and endangered dolphins had been solved, natch):