My "Best of" List for the "Best of Craigslist"

Friday + 90 degrees + everyone is at the Redwings Parade + the air is off = I've already checked out for the weekend.

So it's days like today where I sit lazily at my computer and scroll around the internet hoping to find something to make the minutes go by. Usually I like to go to Craigslist and read the funny postings that some very hilarious people purposefully or inadvertantly put up.

Here's my top ten faves, starting at ones that made me chuckle down to the ones that made me have to crawl under my desk at work and stifle laughs into the carpet. And you must read them cause maybe they'll brighten up your day. Or make you recoil in horror. Either way, my work is done.

10) Found Cat - black w/white stripes

9) Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk

8) Expensive Loser Wanted!!!

7) The local ten o'clock news

6) Dear Star Wars ex-boyfriend, my vag is sore

5) Want your ex-boyfriend back? (Unfortunately) I can help.

4) to the guy doing my wife

3) Rant: To the 23 year old girl I met at the bar

2.5) It's me! Every girl ever.

2) OK . . . I give up . . . just fuck me like a whore (very dirty, be warned!)

1) I am RICH and I want to spend it on YOU tonight.